Nursery Rhymes of Another Summer

travelingcolors: Floating Ripple Vases (by oodesign) Fill your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:31 -0400

Floating Ripple Vases (by oodesign)

Fill your favorite container with water and float the vase. According to the movement of the air, the plants change their position within the container.

maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:21:44 -0400

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

Ryan Gosling out and about

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:20:45 -0400

Ryan Gosling out and about

foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:56 -0400

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:31 -0400

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

I guess I see the resemblance?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:00 -0400

I guess I see the resemblance?

Line sticker dopplegangers

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:00 -0400

Line sticker dopplegangers

obscurereferencesahoy: my favourite chapter of game of thrones

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:50:55 -0400

obscurereferencesahoy:

my favourite chapter of game of thrones

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:32:39 -0400

i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like "omg my legs are SO hairy!"

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:52:06 -0400

joshysaywhat:

when in reality they look like this:

and i’m just sitting there like:

i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.

Meanwhile, in Japan sometimes you just got to stop questioning...

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:14:24 -0400

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

Bill Skarsgård for GQ

Mon, 06 May 2013 08:57:39 -0400

Bill Skarsgård for GQ

Complete Foods of Arrested Development print now available! (by...

Fri, 03 May 2013 06:00:29 -0400

Complete Foods of Arrested Development print now available! (by Tyler Feder)

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:41:57 -0400

sherlockspeare: everythingthelighttoucheskingdom: everlasting-f...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:49:20 -0400

sherlockspeare:

everythingthelighttoucheskingdom:

everlasting-feels:

sabrina-is-at-221b-bakerstreet:

tomithejellyfish:

mycrofthholmes:

i-just-sarcastically:

shady-brain-farm:

LOOK AT THIS POOR OPPRESSED WOMAN AND WHAT HER COUNTRY IS MAKING HER DO.

Even in her eyes it says “help me”.

This is why we have to stop these misogynistic societies.

I’m sorry but no. I acknowledg that this is terrible, but don’t you think we should fix our own countries mishaps before we deal in other countries affairs? We have corrupt businesses, crime, poverty, homelessness, and believe it or not starvation.

Does anyone even know the threat that walmart has to this country?!

I hope you’re being ironic ouo

everything about this is horrible tbh

Isn’t that Benedict Cumberbatch?

That’s Benedict Cumberbatch.

Guys that’s obviously Benedict Cumberbatch.

Oh my god I’ve never imagined this situation

the-streetstyle: Spring in my...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:41:32 -0400

the-streetstyle:

Spring in my Step
via indieelectronicalternative

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:24:33 -0400

highking-music: sunset // the xx

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:55:33 -0400

highking-music:

sunset // the xx

thecatwhisperer: crawling my way to the end of this semester...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:01:55 -0400

thecatwhisperer:

crawling my way to the end of this semester

Oh my god this is so accurate.

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:26:06 -0400