December 2010
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Inside joke
Chlamydia Kyra. Oh, the spirit of Frosh will never die.
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November 2010
19 posts
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Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.
– Howard Wolowitz
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Futuristic Fashion
yourmindblown:
damn you autocorrect:
Procure public intimacy in a flash with “Veasyble” — a collapsible “shell of solitude” made from paper and polyethylene fabric.
This is pretty amazing. I’d carry this little baby around
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Terrible Tuesday
I hate it when I voluntarily sleep for only 7 hours, the monster pimple mushrooming out of my cheek, and awkward dinner table talk
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Last night, I stuck it in the wrong hole
Georgia: i had this really awkward moment with a german guy. We were both using the computers in the business room, and he started watching something.. questionable with this German chick making weird noises
me: oh no he didn't
Georgia: and then i was like *freeze slow head turn* and then he realized he had the headphones in the wrong hole and was like OH SHI...
me: ROFL it's really BUSINESS time in the business room. *wink wink*
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You bet your elderly testicles... →
The Oatmeal really makes my day! And…I just ran out of socks, so now I’m off to do some laundry.
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Here we are again. I feel the chemicals kickin’ in. Take a bite of my...
– Animal - Neon Trees
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ヽ(;´^`)ノ →
5-0? Estoy muy decepcionado… San Iker is not amused!
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Wah
2nd to last Greek Myth class. Margaret, I’ll miss you : ( you know you’re tired when you mistake your professor’s white cardigan for a lab coat boo you monday blues
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So…a courtesan is basically a very cultured prostitute?
– oh, east asian history
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Clean slate
nuo nuo nuo end of a semester, start of a blog! I really should be studying for finals instead…